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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Offending you since 1992</description><title>Cheap Nightmares</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cheapnightmares)</generator><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9534539a2da81428e2d1a8277b3871e1/tumblr_mn0ad08pI81r2a3oqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005688909</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005688909</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:09:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7f1d102ed3092f1636bc53d1e68b2ff/tumblr_mmra6r3hRb1rrnpaao3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fe7b231eebf60b62dfc363c3c989c60/tumblr_mmra6r3hRb1rrnpaao4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c02d09d6305bf134ae450032285ff4e4/tumblr_mmra6r3hRb1rrnpaao5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/324f4d23b78bfb5c3b454738d61eb103/tumblr_mmra6r3hRb1rrnpaao6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4f17e61d1ce20462e28e5f47c896091/tumblr_mmra6r3hRb1rrnpaao7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a613ca4434033b046956d557d41c84b8/tumblr_mmra6r3hRb1rrnpaao8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dbf6f933ab806ca39d9d0beb1e25ceb/tumblr_mmra6r3hRb1rrnpaao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2d51dc7132c2c9763b4d6a97ef2082c/tumblr_mmra6r3hRb1rrnpaao2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005179052</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005179052</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:01:58 -0500</pubDate><category>Hannibal</category><category>omg</category><category>one of my dogs just farted</category></item><item><title>nevver:

What we’re reading</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7142d76f3198e42838ce70455430d76b/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8f2746b150567aacc0c19460469365c/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd053964643b5b0c1e52a2944b17222c/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16e36ba21694d4168057203d05743fd1/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c135d7d3cc6887a919f3a74e3a92d888/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf208621c81f6264e6a96d47a3661f2b/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73cda8b1cee7db70c1870bedc1f6d92b/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7752423703908c24c220490ba7479c2/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cdbd9b946c23613b9b8565f5171575f/tumblr_mn5vpzPUpz1qz6f9yo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ourit Ben-Haim&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51003619283/what-were-reading" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://everyday-i-show.livejournal.com/212302.html"&gt;What we’re reading&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005149510</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005149510</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:01:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>staceythinx:

Edible anatomy from the Conjurer’s Kitchen
(Via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4e5c9b5c7d21195faf75a673caef7eb/tumblr_mmv2dywhQF1r1w416o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bcd2997892bcb9bf58a370bc3af8a2d/tumblr_mmv2dywhQF1r1w416o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/019462df0eed5106dd7ce429ff7979fc/tumblr_mmv2dywhQF1r1w416o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d18345895e21f67f2305c5316ab8722/tumblr_mmv2dywhQF1r1w416o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60cf610bb14d1495faf5d31ccb7fbfad/tumblr_mmv2dywhQF1r1w416o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://staceythinx.tumblr.com/post/50606583182/edible-anatomy-from-the-conjurers-kitchen-via" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;staceythinx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Edible anatomy from the &lt;a href="http://www.conjurerskitchen.com/index.html"&gt;Conjurer’s Kitchen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/mocost/status/333657238893891586"&gt;(Via @MoCost)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005124870</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005124870</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:01:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

Incuneandosi nell’abitato, Tullio Crali</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e09f39797104c211090a8087075177a/tumblr_mn5vtkeBZZ1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51003743898/incuneandosi-nellabitato-tullio-crali" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Incuneandosi nell’abitato,&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.art-magazin.de/kunst/61955/blick_von_oben_interview"&gt;Tullio Crali&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005109359</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005109359</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:00:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

Area rugs</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60551c878251f004ad0ded3076a38e1b/tumblr_mn5vyboIt21qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8faafd7d7782a0df26b4f1d080d66d6/tumblr_mn5vyboIt21qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51003917688/area-rugs" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.designboom.com/design/lanzavecchia-wai-mutazioni-carpets-for-nodus/"&gt;Area rugs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005101399</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005101399</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:00:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

The Multiple Personalities of Coffee (larger)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81351cbf57b4693d11f25276f4336d09/tumblr_mn5we7L8of1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32ef25e5102cfd5143a96f8f04995022/tumblr_mn5we7L8of1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51004518368/the-multiple-personalities-of-coffee-larger"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://visual.ly/multiple-personalities-coffee"&gt;The Multiple Personalities of Coffee&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href="http://thumbnails.visually.netdna-cdn.com/the-multiple-personalities-of-coffee_502914be4c679.jpg"&gt;larger&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005041846</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51005041846</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:59:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a86506992531ae8b09a8d3dec533c73/tumblr_mmwp9q60yi1r0401yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0ee4de9a4bfd662c979ca8e04fdfe02/tumblr_mmwp9q60yi1r0401yo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zawehzaweh.tumblr.com/post/50632915854/finalblessing-will-smith-everybody-hello-i"&gt;zawehzaweh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://finalblessing.tumblr.com/post/50594194905/will-smith-everybody"&gt;finalblessing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;will smith everybody&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/HELLO-I-AM-MR-SMITH-THIS-IS-M-FAMILY"&gt;#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/WIFE%21%21-SON%21%21"&gt;#WIFE!! SON!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51003739330</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51003739330</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:39:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

Please</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39e3dc06c1a340b7ca277b7f7f6a4a93/tumblr_mn5vazHMXH1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51003068503/please" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2013/05/21/PLEASE-Hand-Lettered-Sticky-Notes/"&gt;Please&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51003696376</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51003696376</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:38:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

le Bat
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31a5184b76686024f9ddf6400f26b9e9/tumblr_mn5vehJF1n1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51003190234/le-bat"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.casualoptimist.com/blog/2013/05/21/paul-pope-in-your-space/"&gt;le Bat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51003463467</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51003463467</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:34:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

Life is only on Earth. But not for long.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f45e5db55e1ae68e1542d9ba2d1b1ee/tumblr_mn5ufiIJgW1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51001947552/life-is-only-on-earth-but-not-for-long"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Life is only on Earth. &lt;a href="http://seamusconley.bigcartel.com/product/angel-hair"&gt;But not for long.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51002240186</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51002240186</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:14:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>swanjolras:

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swanjolras.tumblr.com/post/51000753917/indigostohelit-so-today-i-learned-that-in-the"&gt;swanjolras&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indigostohelit.tumblr.com/post/44660714268/so-today-i-learned-that-in-the-late-1800s-early"&gt;indigostohelit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;except then the job of the decoy got popular&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like, &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; popular&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like… worryingly popular?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this post has just gotten suddenly and dramatically popular again and it’s killing me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51002151603</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51002151603</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:12:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

I could be there
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/224f0851a2567dd5c6e2783cc60cf2bc/tumblr_mn5tkbznV21qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51000857313/i-could-be-there"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jaapscheeren.nl/"&gt;I could be there&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51002044051</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51002044051</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:10:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thefrogman:

Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnfa3fqLh1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/50947034990/buttersafe-by-raynato-castro-and-alex-culang"&gt;thefrogman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Buttersafe&lt;/strong&gt; by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [&lt;a href="http://buttersafe.com/"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/buttersafe"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51002004237</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51002004237</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:10:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cb7a1d1a4eed2361d780008cdd9c4bd/tumblr_mmaklwqX1m1r280xco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51001968050</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51001968050</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:09:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad67437dd8bd8735ddb5d6ed302d8c24/tumblr_mmvf3sArDi1qh3ombo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hammpix.tumblr.com/post/50550565929/for-those-of-you-who-dont-understand-archaeology"&gt;hammpix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51000972816</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/51000972816</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:52:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4a52badea1f14957781f7ab7d834d05/tumblr_mhvlo9PcWR1rt8oemo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/50999726377</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/50999726377</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:30:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Foreign Words We Could Use in English</title><description>&lt;a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/50698/38-wonderful-foreign-words-we-could-use-english"&gt;Foreign Words We Could Use in English&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50999222477/foreign-words-we-could-use-in-english" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kummerspeck&lt;/b&gt; (German)&lt;br/&gt;
Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Shemomedjamo&lt;/b&gt; (Georgian) &lt;br/&gt;
You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it? 
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Tartle&lt;/b&gt; (Scots) &lt;br/&gt;
The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;  Mamihlapinatapai&lt;/b&gt; (Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego) &lt;br/&gt;
This word captures that special look shared between two people, when both are wishing that the other would do something that they both want, but neither want to do.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Backpfeifengesicht&lt;/b&gt; (German) &lt;br/&gt;
A face badly in need of a fist.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Iktsuarpok&lt;/b&gt; (Inuit) &lt;br/&gt;
You know that feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if they’re there yet? 

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Pelinti&lt;/b&gt; (Buli, Ghana) &lt;br/&gt;
Your friend bites into a piece of piping hot pizza, then opens his mouth and sort of tilts his head around while making an “aaaarrrahh” noise. The Ghanaians have a word for that. More specifically, it means “to move hot food around in your mouth.”

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Greng-jai&lt;/b&gt; (Thai) &lt;br/&gt;
That feeling you get when you don’t want someone to do something for you because it would be a pain for them.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Mencolek&lt;/b&gt; (Indonesian) &lt;br/&gt; 
You know that old trick where you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them? The Indonesians have a word for it.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Faamiti&lt;/b&gt; (Samoan) &lt;br/&gt; 
To make a squeaking sound by sucking air past the lips in order to gain the attention of a dog or child.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Gigil&lt;/b&gt; (Filipino) &lt;br/&gt;
The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is irresistibly cute.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Yuputka&lt;/b&gt; (Ulwa) &lt;br/&gt;
A word made for walking in the woods at night, it’s the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Zhaghzhagh&lt;/b&gt; (Persian) &lt;br/&gt; 
The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Vybafnout&lt;/b&gt; (Czech) &lt;br/&gt; 
A word tailor-made for annoying older brothers—it means to jump out and say boo.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Fremdschämen&lt;/b&gt; (German) &lt;br/&gt;; Myötähäpeä (Finnish) &lt;br/&gt;
The kindler, gentler cousins of Schadenfreude, both these words mean something akin to “vicarious embarrassment.”

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Lagom&lt;/b&gt; (Swedish) &lt;br/&gt;
Maybe Goldilocks was Swedish? This slippery little word is hard to define, but means something like, “Not too much, and not too little, but juuuuust right.”

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Pålegg&lt;/b&gt; (Norweigian) &lt;br/&gt;
Sandwich Artists unite! The Norwegians have a non-specific descriptor for anything – ham, cheese, jam, Nutella, mustard, herring, pickles, Doritos, you name it – you might consider putting into a sandwich.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Layogenic&lt;/b&gt; (Tagalog) &lt;br/&gt;
Remember in Clueless when Cher describes someone as “a full-on Monet…from far away, it’s OK, but up close it’s a big old mess”? That’s exactly what this word means.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Bakku-shan&lt;/b&gt; (Japanese) &lt;br/&gt;
Or there this Japanese slang term, which describes the experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Seigneur-terraces&lt;/b&gt; (French) &lt;br/&gt;
Coffee shop dwellers who sit at tables a long time but spend little money.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Ya’arburnee&lt;/b&gt; (Arabic) &lt;br/&gt;
This word is the hopeful declaration that you will die before someone you love deeply, because you cannot stand to live without them. Literally, may you bury me.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Pana Po’o&lt;/b&gt; (Hawaiian) &lt;br/&gt; 
“Hmm, now where did I leave those keys?” he said, pana po’oing. It means to scratch your head in order to help you remember something you’ve forgotten.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Slampadato&lt;/b&gt; (Italian) &lt;br/&gt;
Addicted to the UV glow of tanning salons? This word describes you.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Zeg&lt;/b&gt; (Georgian) &lt;br/&gt;
It means “the day after tomorrow.” OK, we do have “overmorrow” in English, but when was the last time someone used that?

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Cafune&lt;/b&gt; (Brazilian Portuguese) &lt;br/&gt;
Leave it to the Brazilians to come up with a word for “tenderly running your fingers through your lover’s hair.”

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Koi No Yokan&lt;/b&gt; (Japanese) &lt;br/&gt;
The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall in love.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Kaelling&lt;/b&gt; (Danish) &lt;br/&gt;
You know that woman who stands on her doorstep (or in line at the supermarket, or at the park, or in a restaurant) &lt;br/&gt; cursing at her children? The Danes know her, too.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Boketto&lt;/b&gt; (Japanese) &lt;br/&gt; 
It’s nice to know that the Japanese think enough of the act of gazing vacantly into the distance without thinking to give it a name.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; L’esprit de l’escalier&lt;/b&gt; (French) &lt;br/&gt;
Literally, stairwell wit—a too-late retort thought of only after departure.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Cotisuelto&lt;/b&gt; (Caribbean Spanish) &lt;br/&gt; 
A word that would aptly describe the prevailing fashion trend among American men under 40, it means one who wears the shirt tail outside of his trousers.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Packesel&lt;/b&gt; (German) &lt;br/&gt;
The packesel is the person who’s stuck carrying everyone else’s bags on a trip. Literally, a burro.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Hygge&lt;/b&gt; (Danish) &lt;br/&gt;
Denmark’s mantra, hygge is the pleasant, genial, and intimate feeling associated with sitting around a fire in the winter with close friends.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Cavoli Riscaldati&lt;/b&gt; (Italian) &lt;br/&gt;
The result of attempting to revive an unworkable relationship. Translates to “reheated cabbage.”

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Bilita Mpash&lt;/b&gt; (Bantu) &lt;br/&gt;
An amazing dream. Not just a “good” dream; the opposite of a nightmare.

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Litost&lt;/b&gt; (Czech) &lt;br/&gt;
Milan Kundera described the emotion as “a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery.”

&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; Luftmensch&lt;/b&gt; (Yiddish) &lt;br/&gt;
There are several Yiddish words to describe social misfits. This one is for an impractical dreamer with no business sense. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;haven’t heard of it &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;|&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; will check it out &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;|&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; will not read it &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;|&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; haven’t read it &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;yet | &lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;didn’t like it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; | it was okay | a must read | this book is my life | LIFERUINER&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/50999422761</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/50999422761</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:25:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>smkiller:


Hearts, Angela Strassheim
1. Shot in the Heart.
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hearts,&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://angelastrassheim.com/"&gt;Angela Strassheim&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Shot in the Heart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Cancer Heart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Teen Drug Overdose Heart. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Fatty Oversized Heart. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbwoiU6GD1qhvnklo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/50999412695</link><guid>http://cheapnightmares.tumblr.com/post/50999412695</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:25:25 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
